thesassycat:

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*

(Source: thesassycat, via unlaze)

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teencry:

i eat so much junk food and immediately regret it after i finish it

(via asvprock)

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The best education you will ever get is traveling. Nothing teaches you more than exploring the world and accumulating experiences Mark Patterson (via spiriting)

(Source: kushandwizdom, via tropicalifornication)

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rlyhigh:

hickeys are gross i want ten

(via giggle)

302,668 notes

lukewarmcocoa:

man i just wanna unzip niall’s pants and grab hold of his big, huge, thick wallet and pay for my college tuition

(via allteensrelate)

73,310 notes
dysfunctunal:

[$(ιοο)$] soft ghetto [$(ιοο)$]

drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

(Source: cyberho, via thelazykorean)

486,064 notes

burgerkid:

making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again

image

(via slomps)

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meanplastic:

'my new year's resolution is to start working out'

(via forgave)

98,367 notes

communistbakery:

dragonbun:

which character do you think of when you hear,”a total asshole but very hot as well”

shrek

(via teenscoolest)

255,420 notes

swdyw:

Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both

(via envlin)

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